You want the cold, hard truth, fag? Okay, here goes.
1: The only thing that makes you more useful to me than my toilet is your tongue. This crapper can’t lick me out when I’m done dumpin’. You can. That’s the only thing you have to offer me, bitch.
2: The minute my shithole hits your lips I expect to feel your tongue as deep as it can go. And I don’t care if you get tired, or your jaw gets sore. You keep lickin’ ‘til you feel the end of my log - no matter how long it takes. At that point, you better just open wide.
3: I shit. You eat. That’s our entire relationship right there. Me squattin’ wide and unloadin’ big, fat, Marine turds down your throat. You strugglin’ to swallow my stinkin’ waste. And I expect you to get it all down, fucker.
4: Soon as you swallow all of my shit, I expect your tongue on my pucker, cleaning my hole. It better be spotless, cunt.
5: When you’re done, get the fuck outta my sight. I don’t expect to see a toilet unless I gotta shit. And you’re a fuckin’ toilet, faggot.
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You want the cold, hard truth, fag? Okay, here goes.
1: The only thing that makes you more useful to me than my toilet is your tongue. This crapper can’t lick me out when I’m done dumpin’. You can. That’s the only thing you have to offer me, bitch.
2: The minute my shithole hits your lips I expect to feel your tongue as deep as it can go. And I don’t care if you get tired, or your jaw gets sore. You keep lickin’ ‘til you feel the end of my log - no matter how long it takes. At that point, you better just open wide.
3: I shit. You eat. That’s our entire relationship right there. Me squattin’ wide and unloadin’ big, fat, Marine turds down your throat. You strugglin’ to swallow my stinkin’ waste. And I expect you to get it all down, fucker.
4: Soon as you swallow all of my shit, I expect your tongue on my pucker, cleaning my hole. It better be spotless, cunt.
5: When you’re done, get the fuck outta my sight. I don’t expect to see a toilet unless I gotta shit. And you’re a fuckin’ toilet, faggot.